And the Driving Adventures Continue...

Remember this post, with the embarrassing confession that men at stoplights tend to hit on me?

Someone asked if maybe my car was a guy magnet. I responded by saying that it was possible, because it hadn't happened since I bought my new car. Although neither car I have ever owned were anything I would consider to be desirable by men.

Anyhow, either my cars really are guy magnets or I'm just super sexy because I got hit on again today. But not at a stoplight. Oh no, that would be too easy.

I got hit on while driving. At 45mph. With my windows down. About 15 minutes ago. By a grey-haired man who totally didn't seem like the type to do such a thing.

Awkward.

And I'm not super sexy. I'm half-tempted to take a picture of my current appearance just to prove it, but that's something I don't even want to see. But I was with a 9-month-old all day, so you parents out there, picture what you looked like when your child was an infant and make it 5 times worse. That's me today.

I should hook up a camcorder in my car and video all of these run-ins. I see a reality show in my future ;)





Comments

Ian said…
Better yet break out the video camera and tell them you are 16 and are out filming creepy fucks like you (whoever you are filming) that will get the looks to stop

Better yet roll down the window and ask em if they want to be.on that show to catch a predator.lol
April 13, 2010 at 7:59 PM
King Craig said…
If I was there he would have been laid out!
April 13, 2010 at 8:21 PM
Anonymous said…
I think it is great! And you ARE a doll so why shouldn't they?

BTW, last year my mom was walking into Macy's and a guy drove by her and flashed her $$$! She was wearing sunglasses at the time, but she was so pleased! I would have called the cops!
April 13, 2010 at 9:35 PM
Anonymous said…
HAHAH! Your blog cracks me up. Every time. Most times I look in the mirror at the end of the day and think "OMG, how long have I looked like THAT and why didn't anyone try to fix it" So, when you're getting the looks,enjoy them! Wave & blow them a kiss, you'll make their day.
April 13, 2010 at 10:47 PM
Melissa said…
Go Marianne! You are hot stuff lady!!!
April 14, 2010 at 6:50 AM
Anne said…
C'mon! Embrace the sexy!! ;) I would drop over dead if someone actually hit on me. It's been a while... LOL!
April 14, 2010 at 10:46 AM
Beth McC. said…
I love this post! FUNNY! Your blog is too cute, consider me a follower!

Thanks for stopping by and leaving a comment on my TV post! I will agree to disagree about Kate and I will tell you I didnt know about the state setting up college funds!
April 14, 2010 at 12:58 PM
It's just me :) said…
You just need to face it girl. You are hot. I know it must be hard, but you have to figure out how to deal with the flames of your hotness. :p
April 14, 2010 at 4:00 PM
Pam said…
Oh heck yeah! I was working in triage the other night when I called a 13 year old girl back another patient that looked to be about 56 yeears old whistled at her as she walked past. Security had to be called because the girls mother nearly ripped him a new asshole. It was hilarious, the waithing room was full.
April 14, 2010 at 5:12 PM
Pennie said…
Gives you a reason to look forward to drive to work, hey? ;)
April 15, 2010 at 10:15 PM
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