Something to Avoid...

... if you want to keep me happy.

Do NOT invite me to a party where the only men there are gay or married. I'm young, I'm single, and I'm not looking to be a "party of one" at every freaking wedding I ever attend. Gay men are great and usually pay more compliments than any hetero male, but they do me no good when it comes to trying to find a mate. Chances are, I'll end up drinking a tad too much and become vocal about my displeasure.




Comments

teacher girl said…
Let's see...I'll try & catch up: looks like the concert was fun. Congrats on the blog award. woot woot. And Kate Gosselin= a mess. Agree! & Yikes to think I used to like her show...I was so stupid. I still LOVE Aiden & Hannah though. Anyways, hope you have a great week!
April 20, 2010 at 12:38 AM
Ian said…
Ok, I'll remember that next time I have a Peyton Manning hate party!
April 20, 2010 at 9:59 AM
Anne said…
LMAO! I have always wanted a gay bff, it's true. But you are right...if you are single the gay men aren't going to do it for you. Or with you. ;) Sorry, did that joke go too far?? hahaha!!
April 20, 2010 at 10:38 AM
Melissa said…
Good to know. Thanks for the heads up Marianne!
April 20, 2010 at 2:37 PM
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