'Monday Minute'
It's time for Ian's "Monday Minute!" Although, with my length of answers, it's more like the Monday 20-Minute, but whatev bev. Wanna play along? Click the link to his name, copy/paste/answer the questions on your blog, link up at the bottom of his blog. Easy-peezy. So here we go!
1. How much would you have to be paid to eat a human cadaver's finger?
That's disgusting. I'm not a cannibal and no amount of money could make me one either. Nasty. Ian, do you have Jeffrey Dahmer tendencies?
2. Describe the worst physical fight you've ever been in.
LOL! OMG, yea right. I look like such a fighter, don't I? I'm not violent, at all. Besides, I'm much better at verbal attacks and giving looks to kill. Minus the little tiffs I'd get in with my bro, I've never been in a physical altercation.
3. Name one song that if you never heard it ever again, you'd be thrilled.
Anything by the annoying Lady Gaga. Or Justin Bieber. Or that '100 Years' song by Five for Fighting. I scream every.time. it comes on. His voice hurts my ears.
4 . Describe the "drunkest" situation you've ever been.
HAHA! Oh Lord, do you have an hour? I've had my fair share of drunken escapades. Go big or go home, right? Um, let's see, since the time I was roofied was out of my control, probably another night my sophomore year of college. All of my roommates were out of town, so I got ready in my room by myself and just drank a lot in a little amount of time. I was drunk before I even left. Anyway, long story short, I went to a party with my friends, they wouldn't stop laughing at me, I was hammered, wandered away from the party back to my apartment by myself, ordered pizza, walked into my apartment and face planted on the coffee table, passed out in bed, woke up to the room phone ringing because the delivery man was there, to which I yelled, "I DON"T WANT ANY DAMN PIZZA! LEAVE ME ALONE!." I woke up to 50 missed calls and texts, a bruised face, a finger that was cut up, and alcohol poisoning. Let's just say that entire day was spent in bed with a trash can near by. I probably should have gone to the hospital (not a fact that I am proud of), but I got wrapped up in a "Dog the Bounty Hunter" marathon for the first time ever and couldn't pull myself away!
5. What's your biggest regret?
Not living in the moment and wishing away my high school and college years.
Thanks, Ian. Even if you do like human fingers.
1. How much would you have to be paid to eat a human cadaver's finger?
That's disgusting. I'm not a cannibal and no amount of money could make me one either. Nasty. Ian, do you have Jeffrey Dahmer tendencies?
2. Describe the worst physical fight you've ever been in.
LOL! OMG, yea right. I look like such a fighter, don't I? I'm not violent, at all. Besides, I'm much better at verbal attacks and giving looks to kill. Minus the little tiffs I'd get in with my bro, I've never been in a physical altercation.
3. Name one song that if you never heard it ever again, you'd be thrilled.
Anything by the annoying Lady Gaga. Or Justin Bieber. Or that '100 Years' song by Five for Fighting. I scream every.time. it comes on. His voice hurts my ears.
4 . Describe the "drunkest" situation you've ever been.
HAHA! Oh Lord, do you have an hour? I've had my fair share of drunken escapades. Go big or go home, right? Um, let's see, since the time I was roofied was out of my control, probably another night my sophomore year of college. All of my roommates were out of town, so I got ready in my room by myself and just drank a lot in a little amount of time. I was drunk before I even left. Anyway, long story short, I went to a party with my friends, they wouldn't stop laughing at me, I was hammered, wandered away from the party back to my apartment by myself, ordered pizza, walked into my apartment and face planted on the coffee table, passed out in bed, woke up to the room phone ringing because the delivery man was there, to which I yelled, "I DON"T WANT ANY DAMN PIZZA! LEAVE ME ALONE!." I woke up to 50 missed calls and texts, a bruised face, a finger that was cut up, and alcohol poisoning. Let's just say that entire day was spent in bed with a trash can near by. I probably should have gone to the hospital (not a fact that I am proud of), but I got wrapped up in a "Dog the Bounty Hunter" marathon for the first time ever and couldn't pull myself away!
5. What's your biggest regret?
Not living in the moment and wishing away my high school and college years.
Thanks, Ian. Even if you do like human fingers.
Comments
Sorry to laugh but your drunk story cracked me up! I've had similar moments myself, if that makes you feel any better.
* I also used the word altercation in responding to the "fight question:
* My sophomore year in college was also my "party year"
Nice 'Monday Minute' Marianne!
Wow.
I think you owe it to us all to flesh out that drunk story into it's own post!
@Marianne: Girl! We have to keep in touch!! Thank you and you are so awesome!! I'm glad I found it as well and you know I check it everyday, lol even though I have your updates in the sidebar.. Blog groupie I guess!! lol... Had a great weekend, did you do the same? Peachtree City ~ not too far at all!! I have some co-workers that live down there. Yay Georgians!!!
Psss.. I am going to change the setting just for you!!!!!!!!!! lol
To actually do it would be challenging. I think I would have to be sure and say grace and thank them for helping us live. Without starvation, I don't think I could do it.
I'd wonder where those fingers have been. muhaha.