1. How much would you have to be paid to eat a human cadaver's finger?
That's disgusting. I'm not a cannibal and no amount of money could make me one either. Nasty. Ian, do you have Jeffrey Dahmer tendencies?
2. Describe the worst physical fight you've ever been in.
LOL! OMG, yea right. I look like such a fighter, don't I? I'm not violent, at all. Besides, I'm much better at verbal attacks and giving looks to kill. Minus the little tiffs I'd get in with my bro, I've never been in a physical altercation.
3. Name one song that if you never heard it ever again, you'd be thrilled.
Anything by the annoying Lady Gaga. Or Justin Bieber. Or that '100 Years' song by Five for Fighting. I scream every.time. it comes on. His voice hurts my ears.
4 . Describe the "drunkest" situation you've ever been.
HAHA! Oh Lord, do you have an hour? I've had my fair share of drunken escapades. Go big or go home, right? Um, let's see, since the time I was roofied was out of my control, probably another night my sophomore year of college. All of my roommates were out of town, so I got ready in my room by myself and just drank a lot in a little amount of time. I was drunk before I even left. Anyway, long story short, I went to a party with my friends, they wouldn't stop laughing at me, I was hammered, wandered away from the party back to my apartment by myself, ordered pizza, walked into my apartment and face planted on the coffee table, passed out in bed, woke up to the room phone ringing because the delivery man was there, to which I yelled, "I DON"T WANT ANY DAMN PIZZA! LEAVE ME ALONE!." I woke up to 50 missed calls and texts, a bruised face, a finger that was cut up, and alcohol poisoning. Let's just say that entire day was spent in bed with a trash can near by. I probably should have gone to the hospital (not a fact that I am proud of), but I got wrapped up in a "Dog the Bounty Hunter" marathon for the first time ever and couldn't pull myself away!
5. What's your biggest regret?
Not living in the moment and wishing away my high school and college years.
Thanks, Ian. Even if you do like human fingers.