2. What the hell was she wearing?
Joan Rivers, when asked what she thought of the dress, said, "WHO CARES?! She needs to go home, stay there, and learn her kids' names."
Now, I certainly wouldn't describe this woman as the fashionista she obviously thinks she is, but seriously, how can a woman look in the mirror and think a dress that makes her look like a giant box is flattering? And girlfriend is not fat (hello, she had a free tummy tuck), but zoiks, that makes her look more full in the tummy. It's just a terrible cut and the boob area is so classless. Such a pity. But, I'll be nice and say her face and looks beautiful, her hair is OK, and her jewelry is nice.
At least she doesn't look this ridiculous:
Rita Wilson also looks like a box. And those shoes have left me speechless. January Jones looks like the little girl in "Signs" when she uses tinfoil to keep away the aliens. There are no words for the ugliness that is that dress.