1. What was your "oh no, I'm turning into my Mom/Dad" moment?
Well, obviously I'm not a mom, but since I am an honorary mom, I can still answer this. I continually find myself saying the dreaded, horrid, worst-answer-ever response to "Why?!" with "Because I said so, that's why!" ::Shudders:: Or the time I caught myself pouring a class of wine after a long day of babysitting and realized why so many parents drink every night. Or the time I apologized to my parents for never listening after I got incredibly frustrated with the kids not listening to me.
What current commercial do you find the most annoying/funny?
The Orkin commercials with the roach crack me up. I loathe the Pertussis vaccine ad, all Geico commercials, all Progressive commercials, the anti-smoking ad where the cigarette is lit with the windows up and doors locked and a kid inside, and the ad where the mom is on the couch sleeping and wakes up to find she's smuggled her infant. Typical America, trying to scare the bejeezus out of all of us.
If you could only eat one color food for the rest of your life what would it be?
I'll say green, since I can't think of a 'bad' green food. Might as well keep it healthy if my options are going to be incredibly limited.
What is your current Facebook/Myspace/Twitter status?
I don't have anything up. But this was up the other day: "when I die, I want to come back to life as Bon Qui Qui."
If you are unfamiliar with the hilariousness that is Bon Qui Qui, that's unfortunate. Click the link. You're welcome.
And this is on facebook. Myspace is for pedophiles and Twitter isn't a concept I am willing to understand.
F, Marry, Kill from this list below. Women pick from the men, men pick from the women.
Snookie (from Jersey Shore), Ellen DeGeneres, Betty White
Regis Philbin, Justin Bieber, Perez Hilton
I'm going to give my opinion on the ladies and man. Yes, man. I only see one in that list.
Snookie-- kill. Why the hell is she famous and why is she constantly on every friggin website I ever visit? CNN. Yahoo. People. ENOUGH ALREADY!
Ellen-- I don't hate her, so I wouldn't kill her. But I don't swing that way, so I wouldn't F her. I guess that means I'd marry her. She's kind of funny, but she'd get on my nerves.
Betty White-- marry. I love me some B. White. She's so hilarious and witty and nothing is off limits with her!
Regis Philbin-- I'd marry him if I was deaf. He's one of those person's that thinks he is hilarious, but isn't.
Justin Bieber-- Um, clearly I wouldn't F him as that would be statutory rape. Never mind the fact that I'd rather die a virgin than so much as stand in his presence for longer than 10 seconds. He and Snookie can move to North Korea for all I care.
Perez Hilton-- I wouldn't touch his ass with a 10 foot pole. He can join the other two in North Korea.
These answers are brought to you by my extreme exhaustion. Very little sleep = very cranky Marianne.