Monday Minute

Sigh... it's Monday. Again. I work all day and am all kinds of lazy, so here's a little Monday Minute with Ian. Click the link below if you want to join in on the fun.

1 - What part of 'no' do you not understand?

People know better than to use that word with me, so it's really never an issue.

2 - Which current reality show do you think you could win?

The only reality shows I watch aren't competitions, besides Amazing Race, which I could maybe win, if I got in better shape. But I'd fail on Real World, because I'm not a drunken skank. I'd fail on Real Housewives because I've never had plastic surgery, I never have drama, and I'm not a millionaire. And I'd fail on 19 kids and counting because my name doesn't begin with a J.

3 - Would you amputate your right arm for ten million dollars?

Probably not. I'm right handed, so losing it would be a real pain in the ass. And I really don't think getting a prosthetic and going through the rehab of it all would be worth the money.

4 - If I say, just bring it - what you got?

I wish I had a witty answer for this, but I "got" nothin'.

and finally...

5 - You are opening a restaurant. What type or theme of food are you serving?

A mix of everything. I hate nothing more than trying to decide on a restaurant with other people. One person wants Mexican, one wants Chinese, one wants Italian. I'd like a restaurant that serves a little mix of it all, but does not have buffet in its title.

Also, as of yesterday (the 5th), I get my apartment keys in 10 days & start school in 1 month. Have I mentioned that I'm starting to freak out a little? Because I am.