Diary of a Fickle White Woman

I really should have called this "Random Complaints," because that's mostly what I'll be doing, but it just doesn't have quite the same ring to it. Awesome welcome back post, huh? I'm sure it'll make you realize how much you (did not) missed me! *I really, really need to get better eating habits. I'm working on another post about this, so I won't elaborate, but I'm very much a self-sabotager when it comes to what I put in my body. Ugh. *I traded in my old car for a new on last November. Now, overall I LOVE this car (a gently used 2008 Ford Escape). However, the upholstery is driving me nuts! It's some super weird fabric that stains wicked easily and is impossible to clean. It came stained because the morons at the dealership did the worst detail job in history (if you live in Indy, never buy from Andy Mohr. They are complete jerks and idiots. Horrible combo. I did get in a fight with them and win though, so yay for that!). Anyway, I paid St...

*I want to drop kick Blogger in the cooter. Yes, the cooter. I just typed up this long freakin post that took 40 minutes at least and clicked 'publish post' only for a stupid "BAD REQUEST" window to pop up. THE WHOLE THING IS GONE. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!? I have had so many issues with gmail and blogger lately. Seriously google, get your shit together. *JT was walking around the house practicing his rhyming skills. He and Griffin do this all the time and it usually involves made up words. Today’s rhyming word? Fucka. “Fucka, ducka, mucka, chucka, fucka. YEA!” HAHA. I was laughing so hard. Fingers crossed he thought of the word on his own and it isn’t learned, LOL. *I hate when people are elusive. Say what you want to say and don’t tiptoe around it. I don’t censor myself; if there is something I want to say I say it and try to do so tactfully and I respect any one else who does, too. *I think the American education system is in greater need of a facelift than the healt...